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personal questions

Since kid, I was told not to have sex with condom and be cautious with those who meet a lot of people. Always I've done so, keeping my body healthy and my mind sane.

But lately I'm being abducted, and those weird grey people, as anybody who read the news know, put their things on anybody's hole.

So now I'm worried, what are my chances of gettings AIDS from an alien? I tried sleeping with a condom, but they apparently didn't find enough pleasure with it and do not care about my yelling and resistance.

Also, what are the venerean diseases of extraterrestrial origin I should pay atention to?

http://www.hammeruncut.com/new-condom-with-teeth-ouch/

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Learn about some STDs!: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sexually_transmitted_disease

Now, learn to prevent them: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Condoms

Who fucking care what that ***** says about the use condoms? Nano, get lamb-skin condoms(http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Condom#Lambskin). Super thin(but strong) and feel better for her. You are more important than her. You don't need some STD and you don't need a kid yet.

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Why are we friends? Srsly...

Last edited by Rider, September 2nd, 2007 12:32 PM (Edited 2 times)

I've heard using a plastic grocery bag does the trick.

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Jon Culver Chia Pets

Originally posted by sparky:

I've heard using a plastic grocery bag does the trick.

Double bagged.

Or the ultra protection, paper in plastic trick.

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Why are we friends? Srsly...

wrap a rubber band around your balls.

never fails

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this thread is bizarre.

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