Neverside

Dump

So I'm in college. This is my third night here in Cal, and I haven't taken a **** in a while. Well, nature will call some time soon, I suppose. I live in a co-ed floor with co-ed bathrooms, and my problem is what to do when nature calls. You know: taking a ****. I was on the sitter at like 12:30 tonight and waiting for the droppage, but a girl walks in, takes a piss, and brushes her teeth. I'm there in the stall, trying to stay as silent as I could as I attempt to continue my business. But nothing comes out. I just stood up and left (of coures, with a clean ***). When the time comes, I will need the courage. I am thinking of scheduling my dumping times to 5 AM (if possible), when, I hope, no one will be walking in and out of the bathroom. Does anyone have any words of wisdom or advice to doing this nasty but necessary deed? Man, I wish I had a private bathroom.

EDIT

I hope my shitting post gets a load of responses.

(Sorry, couldn't resist).

___________________

There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of creatures Chuck Norris has allowed to live.

Last edited by TheClincher, August 22nd, 2006 01:03 PM (Edited 1 times)

haha, um, well, just dont worry about if people walk in, just stay in the stall till they leave again!

tried laxative?!

___________________

Last.fm | Myspace | Flickr | Virbº

YEEHAAA!!! He has arrived, safe and sound!!

This is so cool!
You going to school and still hanging out here.
You got a web cam? Show us your room, and your co-eds.
What classes you got?
Meet any cool people yet?

my friend eats cherries. kind of like happens over night...lol
you could try earplugs/music and bring a book to read. a nice cool breeze helps too if you got a window open.
eat more fruit and veggies, less breads, potatoes, for a bit and drink water, thats a good cleaner.
Edit: Beer helps too....hahahaha

Keep in touch!!

Last edited by Lexykon, August 22nd, 2006 03:24 PM (Edited 1 times)

Think about running water or something plopping into a lake of water or something. That's what I do and it seems to work. Then again, my work doesn't have co-ed bathrooms... Just take a ****, and if it sounds nasty, the girl shoulda known the risk of walking into a BATHROOM and hearing/smelling someone taking a ****.

___________________

I kinda just go.

___________________

Jason

LMFAO. Reminds me of nano's TP thread a long while back. But anywho, just ****. You'll have to do it sooner or later and you will get caught. You'll get over it and maybe the girl(s) won't care at all. THey know the risk of living co-ed.

But show us footage/pics of your dorm and stuff and, as always, JOIN FACEBOOK!

PS - Watch out for the freshmen 15

___________________

Neverside - In Development. Expected Release: Unknown.
Tortustudios.com - In Development. Expected Release: Summer 2006.( You can visit it now)

While you're waiting, the following may get you in the mood:

http://website.lineone.net/~mmm1/pg.htm

You could yell obnoxiously until they leave.

Originally posted by kidd175:

LMFAO. Reminds me of nano's TP thread a long while back. But anywho, just ****. You'll have to do it sooner or later and you will get caught. You'll get over it and maybe the girl(s) won't care at all. THey know the risk of living co-ed.

But show us footage/pics of your dorm and stuff and, as always, JOIN FACEBOOK!

PS - Watch out for the freshmen 15

That was actually Mike's thread.

___________________

Free-Speed Nation

When the time is right, it will happen.
You will know.

___________________

When someone comes in, start spraying some air freshener and be like whew doggie that smells!

___________________

irc.efnet.net #neverside
Neverside merchandise!