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Originally posted by lasnaranjas
I'm black.

rofl, i think we have a winner!

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Originally posted by defective
Comedy gold.

do you have stairs in your house?

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Originally posted by Down
do you have stairs in your house?

....No. Should I?

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Warning: Dangerous if taken seriously.

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Originally posted by Down
do you have stairs in your house?

Do not listen to him; he is malfunctioning.

Let me shove you.

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" I see you're drinking 2%. Is that because you think you're fat? Because you're totally not. You could drink whole if you wanted to."

(I feel sorry for all the people who don't get it)

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Originally posted by cheatachu102
" I see you're drinking 2%. Is that because you think you're fat? Because you're totally not. You could drink whole if you wanted to."

(I feel sorry for all the people who don't get it)

So your sorry for me...::

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Originally posted by cheatachu102
" I see you're drinking 2%. Is that because you think you're fat? Because you're totally not. You could drink whole if you wanted to."

(I feel sorry for all the people who don't get it)

"A year from now lets be laughing together."
I think that ones actually supposed to work.

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Do you work at subway? Cuz you just gave me a footlong!

okay okay, I just heard that on the radio one day.

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omg

Say to the girl, "Do you have any raisins?"

She'll go, "Nope."

Then you say, "Then, how about a date?"

Get it? Haha, like, the fruit.

Another one: "You must be a parking ticket, because you've got 'fine' written all over you."

I find that the best way to score chicks is to... oh, wait, nevermind, I know nothing about that . lol

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Whatever you do, don't click here!

Any pickup lines that a gal could use

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