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pickup lines dont work, however there are other ways to get a girl interested in a very short amount of time. like being an idiot, or...dating their friend...

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I did the atkins diet for only two weeks, and I lost 14 days!

"Decker, your sig still.." rocks
Love, Phil

i love you like a fat kid loves cake

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Originally posted by oOo sam lee oOo
i love you like a fat kid loves cake

LOL - Rappers are sooooooo smooth

Pick up lines are for losers, just talk to them and get an actual conversation going.

Tell them you want to make hot-mammal sex with them.

Or you could do as the others suggested and be yourself. I've found it works the best. That's how I got my girlfriend.

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Warning: Dangerous if taken seriously.

This line only works at lunch, when the girl is eating a sandiwich (hopefull not a gross one!)
"Can I have a bite of your sandwich"

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MATTHEW GOOD

"If I were a tree and you were a squirrel, would you play with my nuts?"

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Originally posted by VashX
"If I were a tree and you were a squirrel, would you play with my nuts?"

Comedy gold.

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Warning: Dangerous if taken seriously.

I have an 11" penis, how are you today?

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angelessme, antagonising neverside members, staff and administration since 2001.

"How big is a polar bear? Big enought to break the ice. Hi I'm Damon"

I love that one, not a pick up line really..........

I'm black.

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