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LOL! Good call .expedition

Whenever I didn't do it, I just told the teacher I didn't do it... worked well enough.

heh is aw a funny comic thingy adn it had this sign on the wall saying

genetic engeneering 101.

and all these poeple sitting donw on their charis with their projects and the teachers asking.

"anybody elses homewrok ate their dog?"

My book ate my homework

or, be honest:

I did not want to do it because I was too busy teaching myself php and counting my money because I got a job in webdesign.

works for me every time, but then again...I am smarter than my teacher.

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same here. thats why i never took up computer studies.

i know more than the teacher. and i dont know that much ^_^

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Like i'm going to have to figure out the slope of of a dollar bill when i'm at checkout.

ROFL!!! Oh man, I mentioned something like that, we were in Trig and she was going over this and that and this and that. So I said "Hey.. look, I don't plan on going to space, building things for people to goto space, or even planning on watching space.. so explain to me the full potential I have of actually using this?".

However, that's not an excuse, that's just being plain funny

Anyways, the number one excuse that works 9/10 is by being a usual good student, and never getting into trouble, and you have a job, and you explain you're saving up to earn 'insert something very important', and to earn your parents trust, or just simply say you were working overtime, most teachers are understanding of that, and will let it slide, cept for English teachers because they are the dreaded death of the Earth, few exceptions, but generally.

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in my modern history class there was this one kid who NEVER did his homework, because he hated the teacher (she was a nasty nasty racist woman ... I didn't like her either) .. whenever she would ask him why he didn't do his homework he always had an excuse ....

the one day, she was being particularly nasty to him, and in the middle of class she went to collect the homework, when she got to him she asked him where his homework was and he said "My girlfriend was over last night, we had crazy sex, she asked me to do "things", best not say what, but it would make you blush, so when we were done, I was too tired to do my homework"

she never asked him about his homework again.

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When I was at school, the teachers gave the same answer to either something like "My dog ate it!" or "I forgot all about it!". So I just saved my breath and just said "I forgot all about it!". And i'd get told off and maybe get detention. But in my last 2 years of school. Teachers kinda gave up on me, and everyone else in my year. So if we didnt do it, we didnt do it. Simple as that. Teacher just says OK. lol...

my homework ate my dog

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Ahahah I want to try that one missomnis..

Whenever I say that I left my homework home, all my teachers know I didn't do it. They like give me a hard time and then start laughing. Oh well