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'Why I Didn't Do My Homework' Excuses

Time for another pointless thread.. just post any funny excuses you've heard.

Cuase i couldnt' be f**x0red.

My Dog ate it!
My Dad ate it!
My dog has a deadly virus and i had to lok after him.
Someone broke into my house and stole my school books(a boy in my class actually said that one)

Just a few of the top of my head

The teacher didn't pay me...

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I lost it (works, depending on the teacher)
What? I couldn't hear you assign homework. (works real well in a really loud class)

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Check my title.

for math homework:
Have you used this stuff at all in your life?
Like i'm going to have to figure out the slope of of a dollar bill when i'm at checkout.

English:
I was hacked and all my files were deleted.
My printer's drivers were corrupted

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What you want to hear in the next 60 seconds may not be what I am going to say, what I am going to say in the next 30 seconds may not be what you want to know. The human mind perceives information by filtration and that process will greatly affect the interpretation of what I am going to say. Please fix that and ask me again.

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A kid got caught doin it in my class and said i was just sprusing it up.

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My dog ate my printer.

lol LC there was a kid doing "it" in your classroom?