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way too much info man

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What I am saying is, that it can be real fun to put lazatives into teachers' coffee.

Really, really funny.

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photoshop a picture of the bf with a hot cheerleader at the school. that should free her pretty quickly.

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A ménage à trois, perhaps?

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Originally posted by BigBobDeBlob
photoshop a picture of the bf with a hot cheerleader at the school. that should free her pretty quickly.

Gebruik ja een Namaakpic. Die idee was ingenius. Probeer die!

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Originally posted by Speed
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Got a good one....Thought of this when i was taking a crap...go figure.
Is he a friend of yours? Do you atleast talk to him? If not start talking to him...try to make friends....do it quick...in a 3-5 day period. Ask him if he wants to go to the mall. Make sure he takes your future GF(his GF). If theres a place that sells milkshakes, like mcdonalds and the mcflurry(or w/e they call it) Get chocolate pieces. Heres the tough part. Buy it for them both. Go up by yourself and have them sit out of sight so they don't see you. Take a few choco laxatives (pre curshed) and put them in the mcflurry....make sure you mix it up, and make sure you give him the laxative one! Don't want to end up crapping yourself. He'll eat it....eat it while walking thru the mall...he'll get cramps and if you did it right there won't be a bathroom in the area. He'll more or likely **** himself causing her to dump him because of him being humilated. DISPOSE OF ALL EVIDENCE AND DENIE EVERYTHING!!!! MAKE SURE HE DOESN'T KNOW YOU LIKE HER AND SHE DOESN'T KNOW YOU LIKE HER OR YOU'LL BE IN DEEP ****. No pun intended. If you do try this...good luck.

OR....

you could come up with a complicated plan compete with blueprints that involves magnets, ramps, and marbles, and build a huge contraption, and secretely sneak in through the roof of the mall, avoiding the super lasers, and guard dogs, place your contraption, bring them to the mall the next day, then run up to the top of your contraption without him noticing, push a marble, so it roles through your contraption and hits him on the head.

she'll be yours forever after that.

or not. :confused:

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