Neverside

I can tell Meg appreciates the finer things in life. Like a man with real-world experience. Rider, buddy, practicing on a pillow dressed in your mom's nighty doesn't count. Get out of the basement and see the world, maybe spend your allowance on a mostly intact $2 trick and see what it's like (legs are good, don't need things like arms or teeth), THEN come back and resume negotiations. Meg's mine.

You couldn't handle a kickball player, not without a little experience under your belt. You'd get hurt. It's like rugby for chicks, so she's obviously tough and stuff. Rowr.

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Originally posted by actionPlant:

I can tell Meg appreciates the finer things in life. Like a man with real-world experience. Rider, buddy, practicing on a pillow dressed in your mom's nighty doesn't count. Get out of the basement and see the world, maybe spend your allowance on a mostly intact $2 trick and see what it's like (legs are good, don't need things like arms or teeth), THEN come back and resume negotiations. Meg's mine.

You couldn't handle a kickball player, not without a little experience under your belt. You'd get hurt. It's like rugby for chicks, so she's obviously tough and stuff. Rowr.

You fail.

Meg is mine. You can make false assumptions like me living with my mom and fucking a $2 trick that happens to be your sister all you want.

Fact is, Meg wants someone younger with more stamina and someone who isn't currently taken.

More importantly she wants someone who doesn't use a kickball as a anal plus. Sorry, Damon.

Meg, call me later okay?

Last edited by Rider, May 18th, 2007 07:09 AM (Edited 1 times)

i think i'm up to 3 neversidians that want me.

im not sure what to do with this, or where this came from ha

though, i still want to see a battle. battle!!!

and ps: " practicing on a pillow dressed in your mom's nighty doesn't count" - lol.

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Originally posted by nykoelle:

i think i'm up to 3 neversidians that want me.

im not sure what to do with this, or where this came from ha

though, i still want to see a battle. battle!!!

and ps: " practicing on a pillow dressed in your mom's nighty doesn't count" - lol.

They're haters. I've been trying to sex you for months now. This forum is full of sheep. You count sheep when you're sleeping after a good session of Rider.

No battle required. Just doing everyone a favor.

Rider, basements can rock. I do photoshoots with nekkid womins in mine. Building a studio and everything.

But it's not my MOM'S basement. See the difference there? I know, it's subtle. But hey, keep trying with the sex. Maybe someday someone will take pity on you. And hey, a pity **** is better than no **** at all.

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Originally posted by actionPlant:

No battle required. Just doing everyone a favor.

Rider, basements can rock. I do photoshoots with nekkid womins in mine. Building a studio and everything.

But it's not my MOM'S basement. See the difference there? I know, it's subtle. But hey, keep trying with the sex. Maybe someday someone will take pity on you. And hey, a pity **** is better than no **** at all.

That's how I got a pity **** from you, remember?

Originally posted by LadyFirelyght:

Wow. I really need to stop coming here if this is the best y'all can come up with.

OK, saying "y'all" in real life is one thing. But TYPING IT ON THE INTERNET.... wow.

At least she put the apostrophe in the right place.

YAWL.

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Jesus, I live in Texas and I don't hear "y'all" as much as I hear it on the internet.

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