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Bill Gates for President

http://bill.coolbusiness.org/

Do it, VOTE! Vote for your software overlord!

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He can't be much worse than Bush.

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He'll end the war in IRAQ, thats for sure. He'll send them copies of Windows 2000 - Built on NT (New Technology) Technology, WITHOUT service pack 4, and corrupt drivers (yes normal install). They will get excited because now they can play Counter-Strike (as terrorists, naturally), but their glee will soon be ended by Dr. Watson errors. After hours of searching Microsoft Support, they will end their lives after declaring jihad on the bill of gates, and pointing out that Windows was clearly based on Macintosh.

The world will be free once again, and automatic updates will flow freely through the fatpipes. God bless you Bill Gates...

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Last edited by Rook, December 1st, 2006 08:20 AM (Edited 1 times)

Actually, to be fair, it's not a bad idea.

He's proven he can build a sucessful global organisation, maintain it and make large profits while doing so, and in the broadest sense of a term, running a country would be just like running a company.

That, and I believe he actually gives a **** about stuff, as noted by his large amount of work for charity.

Also, he can't be worse than Bush. At least he's more intelligent even though he runs like a girl.

I'm going to fire you all from U.S. of America!

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Neversidian, your staff is broken.

He's going to apply a Service Pack to the country.

It will bring increased security and firewall capabilties, but also Genuine Advantage verification.

To quote an airhead from my class:

"Who's the president? Bill Gates? Oh, wait, no. It's Bob Bush."

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