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My old man was always telling a story of when he was a kid. They had this BB, and one day his friend came over. Lets just say this friend wasn't too bright either. Now this friend, like most kids, wanted to shoot the BB gun. So they let him.

He took careful aim at a tree in their backyard, and squeezed off the shot! Nothing. Confused, the kid stared at the gun for a while, then with a puzzled look on his face he turned the gun so he could look down the barrel.

At this point, my dad and his brothers are laughing hysterically. You see, the BB gun has always had this problem - delayed firing. Pull the trigger, wait 30 seconds, and Puff! out comes the BB.

So anyways, this kid is staring down the barrel with this totally confused look upon his face and... PUFF! Out comes the BB. It embedded itself right between his eyes. Meanwhile my dad and his brothers can't stop laughing.

At this point I've always asked myself, "Would I have let him look down the barrel of the BB gun, knowing what was about to happen?" And of course, I always come to the conclusion that I too, would have been laughing hysterically.

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First it was cutting, now they're stabbing themselves in the stomach? Emo kids these days...

Last edited by nano, October 26th, 2005 06:30 AM (Edited 1 times)

Originally posted by nano:

First it was cutting, now they're stabbing themselves in the stomach? Emo kids these days...

Crazy Japanese Samurai Emo kids. Always committing sepuku.

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Ouch...stabbing yourself...wow.

lol I saw the title and though, "bloody hell another emo kid" then I saw by actionPlant, and knew it was something good (by good I mean not emo).

Anyway, thanks for the lesson, i'll do my best to keep it in mind. Thats gota hurt though, *creng*

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Hey actionPlant, congrats.

Stabbing yourself sucks... Sorry to hear about that. I got into a fight with a pair of scissors like a month ago and needless to say, the scissors won, and I needed stitches.

I looked really funny walking around with my pointer finger all taped up and I had to hold it above my heart non stop to keep the blood from getting to it.

People would ask me which direction the wind was blowing

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I was shot with a pellet gun in the thigh, and had to have it removed.

My fathers friend's handgun misfired on him, and he shot himself in the arm. It did a crazy number on his forearm.

I had just thought of this after I posted this. Eh, I know it isnt really stabbing yourself, but, another associate of my fathers, who he works with, that guys brother works on an air carrier, and the guy had to take pictures of a fatal accident that involved and air directer walking into the blades of a helicopter that had just landed. Eh, that was not pretty. And very sad. A lot of people think that he commited suicide, but nobody really knows if he just went retarted for a couple secounds or what.

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Last edited by hovat, October 27th, 2005 07:50 AM (Edited 1 times)

Haha Jen. Btw, could you tell me which direction is the wind blowing?

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