December 12th, 2003 
Useless Facts!
I found these somewhere I forgot where it was.
If you yelled for 8 years, 7 months and 6 days you would have produced enough sound energy to heat one cup of coffee.(Hardly seems worth it.)
If you farted consistently for 6 years and 9 months, enough gas is produced to create the energy of an atomic bomb. (Now that's more like it!)
The human heart creates enough pressure when it pumps out to the body to squirt blood 30 feet. (OMG!)
A pig's orgasm lasts 30 minutes. (In my next life, I want to be a pig.)
A cockroach will live nine days without its head before it starves to death. (Creepy.) (I'm still not over the pig.)
Banging your head against a wall uses 150 calories an hour. (Do not try this at home...... maybe at work.)
The male praying mantis cannot copulate while its head is attached to its body. The female initiates sex by ripping the male's head off. ("Honey, I'm home. What the....?!")
The flea can jump 350 times its body length. For a human, that would be equivalent to jumping the length of a football field. (30 minutes...lucky pig... can you imagine??)
The catfish has over 27,000 taste buds. (What could be so tasty on the bottom of a pond?)
Some lions mate over 50 times a day. (I still want to be a pig in my next life...quality over quantity)
Butterflies taste with their feet. (Something I always wanted to know.)
The strongest muscle in the body is the tongue. (Hmmmmmm........won't go there.)
Right-handed people live, on average, nine years longer than left-handed people. (If you're ambidextrous, do you split the difference?)
Elephants are the only animals that cannot jump. (OK, so that would be a good thing....)
A cat's urine glows under a black light. (I wonder who was paid to figure that out.)
An ostrich's eye is bigger than its brain. (I know some people like that.)
Starfish have no brains. (I know some people like that too.)
Polar bears are left-handed. (If they switch, they'll live a lot longer.)
Did you know that more people die falling off the toilet than in skiing accidents each year. Avg. 12 people per yr. (****ty way to die don't you think)
The praying mantis is the only animal on earth that has only one ear.(Can you hear me now)
The avg. life span of a Major League Baseball is 3 1/2 pitches.
(holy crap 30 days oooooooooooooooooiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiinnnnnnnnnnnkkkkkkkkk I wonder if they roll over & go to sleep after)
Their are only two animal speices that participate in mass warfare humans & ant
(the ants go marching one by one ha-ra ha-ra........)
The avg. drop of Heinz ketchup leaves the bottle travelling at 25 mi per yr.(thank god for sqeeze bottles)
A male moth can smell a female moth as far as 7mi away. (but pigs......30 min..)
Yor skin makes up 16% of your body wt.(who pays people to figure these things out)
23% of men age 35 to 39 still live with their parents( :blink: :blink: do i need to comment on that)
A beaver can chop down up to 216 trees a yr.(damn thats alot of trees)
hey bish here is to go with your flee thing
A flea can jump 130 times their own hight - the equivalent of a human jumping a 65 story building.(up up and away)
> Ants can lift things 50 times their weight. (Darn... they should make an Ant Energy Drink.)
> Most SharkAttacks occured to ppl who have urined -while swimming- some time before the attack. (You swim and feel relax and peacefull... but then you can't hold it, the nature is calling you and there is no restroom to be relieved... with no other choice you do the dirty work where you are... then in a couple of minutes you feel a cold rave behind you, you turned around to find the dark abyss in front of you, the deep, dark mouth of a... hungry shark... the nature got you back.)
> Oxygen KILLS us. (Believe it or not O2 is killing us... slowly slowly it wores us out. What makes metal rust is O2, imagine then what it does to us. O2 acts as an explosive gas , that slowly weaken us and make us weaker and weaker with every breath we take in, in the end we get old & weak and then....)
Mosquitos have 47 teeth (I'd rather be a pig tho..)
Mosquitos are attracted to ppl who have recently eaten a banana.
Excercise is a cure for depression (depression occurs when you have low dopamine in your brain, excercise increases it)
The avg lifespan of a housefly is two weeks. (sucks to be a fly, I'm sure they'd rather be pigs)
Not really useless, but every time you take extacy you put a hole in your brain (yes every time, no question, each time it gets bigger and bigger)
If you lose one side of your brain (cancer or something that they have to take it out) you can train the other side of your brain to do its functions (ie since the right side of the brain controls the left side of the body and you lose the right side of your brain you can teach your left brain to control both sides)
If you cut a worm in half it will grow into 2 worms. (still not as cool as being a pig)
Snails are transvestites. They have their "organs" on the top of their heads so when they find another snail to have sex, one picks to be a male the other female.
There is a verb (don't remember the exact word) for "the act of throwing someone out a window"
In china, they used to boil massive amounts of men's urine, scrape up the reside left over, and make pills out of them, for use as a sexual stimulant.
Your urine is sterile, you can safely drink it. (contains dead bacteria)
Poop is not sterile. (contains live bacteria)
You swallow an avg of 12 spiders a year while sleeping.
^The average bed is home to over 6 billion dust mites.
^Just twenty seconds worth of fuel remained when Apollo 11's lunar module landed on the moon.
^Ten tons of space dust falls on the Earth every day.
^Every year the sun loses 360 million tons.
^If you attempted to count to stars in a galaxy at a rate of one every second it would take around 3,000 years to count them all.
^Ernest Vincent Wright wrote a novel with over 50,000 words, none of which containing the letter "e."
^There are 333 toilet paper squares on a toilet paper roll.
^Singapore only has one train station.
^The Eiffel Tower has 2,500,000 rivets in it.
^The Eiffel Tower has 1792 steps.
^It takes about 20 seconds for a red blood cell to circle the whole body.
^Every year, the Moon moves a further 3.82cm from the Earth.
^Every minute in the U.S. six people turn 17.
^There are more than 1,00 chemicals in a cup of coffee.
^Blue and white are the most common school colors.
^On average, a 4-year-old child asks 437 questions a day.
^The tip of a 2cm long hour-hand on a wristwatch travels at 0.00000275 mph
^There is about 200 times more gold in the worlds oceans, than has been mined in our entire history.
^Human hair and fingernails continue to grow after death.
^Termites eat wood twice as fast when listening to heavy metal music.
^The cockroach has a high resistance to radiation and is the creature most likely to survive a nuclear war.
^Guinness Book Of Records holds the record for being the book most stolen from Public Libraries.
Your body tends to "relieve" itself of solid wastes after you die. (you can poop yourself)
You can also fart after you are dead.
Your nose and feet can continue to grow your entire life.
Plants respond to soft clasical, I guess T-mites just like to tear **** up to some hard, fast & loud System of a Down. No wonder my garage is full of happy,healthy T-mites.
A king of England (i forgot who) was consatapated. He was also a little :wacko: . So, one day, his royal advisr people shut him up in a toilet and basically sed "you are not coming out until you crap!" so the king, sat there, trying to force out anything that would come out, but he tried so hard, that one of his temples or arteries (in his head) ruptured, so he died on the toilet
"Red Bull" energy drink, contains a bull's hormone... this hormone is actually taken from a bull's... balls. :k24:...:k03: (How about "Shark"?).
111, 111, 111 X 111, 111, 111 = 12, 345, 678, 987, 654, 321 (i've always wanted to know that...not!)
The infinte sign is called a LEMNISCATE. (ummmm...who cares?)
The 772-778 digits of pi are 9999998 (thats great... :mellow: )
2 and 5 are the only prime numbers ending in 2 or 5
Abraham Lincoln was elected to Congress in 1846.
John F. Kennedy was elected to Congress in 1946.
Abraham Lincoln was elected President in 1860.
John F. Kennedy was elected President in 1960.
The names Lincoln and Kennedy each contain seven letters.
Both were particularly concerned with civil rights.
Both wives lost their children while living in the White House.
Both Presidents were shot on a Friday.
Both were shot in the head.
Lincoln's secretary was named Kennedy.
Kennedy's secretary was named Lincoln.
Both were assassinated by Southerners.
Both were succeeded by Southerners.
Both successors were named Johnson.
Andrew Johnson, who succeeded Lincoln, was born in 1808.
Lyndon Johnson, who succeeded Kennedy, was born in 1908.
John Wilkes Booth, who assassinated Lincoln, was born in 1839.
Lee Harvey Oswald, who assassinated Kennedy, was born in 1939.
Both assassins were known by their full names.
Both names comprise fifteen letters.
Booth ran from the theater and was caught in a warehouse.
Oswald ran from a warehouse and was caught in a theater.
Booth and Oswald were both assassinated before their trials.
And, the most recent fact noted ...
A week before Lincoln was shot, he was in Monroe Maryland.
A week before Kennedy was shot, he was in Marilyn Monroe.
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