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How many forum users does it take to change a light bulb?

1 to change the light bulb and to post that the light bulb has been changed

14 to share similar experiences of changing light bulbs and how the light bulb could have been changed differently

7 to caution about the dangers of changing light bulbs

27 to point out spelling/grammar errors in posts about changing light bulbs

53 to flame the spell checkers

41 to correct spelling/grammar flames

6 to argue over whether it's "lightbulb" or "light bulb" ... another 6 to condemn those 6 as anal-retentive

2 industry professionals to inform the group that the proper term is "lamp"

15 know-it-alls who claim *they* were in the industry, and that "light bulb" is perfectly correct

156 to email the participant's ISPs complaining that they are in violation of their "acceptable use policy"

109 to post that this forum is not about light bulbs and to please take this discussion to a lightbulb forum

203 to demand that cross posting to hardware forum, off-topic forum, and lightbulb forum about changing light bulbs be stopped

111 to defend the posting to this forum saying that we all use light bulbs and therefore the posts *are* relevant to this forum

306 to debate which method of changing light bulbs is superior, where to buy the best light bulbs, what brand of light bulbs work best for this technique and what brands are faulty

27 to post URL's where one can see examples of different light bulbs

14 to post that the URL's were posted incorrectly and then post the corrected URL's

3 to post about links they found from the URL's that are relevant to this group which makes light bulbs relevant to this group

33 to link all posts to date, quote them in their entirety including all headers and signatures, and add "Me too"

12 to post to the group that they will no longer post because they cannot handle the light bulb controversy

19 to quote the "Me too's" to say "Me three"

4 to suggest that posters request the light bulb FAQ

44 to ask what is a "FAQ"

4 to say "didn't we go through this already a short time ago?"

143 to say "do a Google search on light bulbs before posting questions about light bulbs"

1 forum lurker to respond to the original post 6 months from now and start it all over again

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...a post by Tobias from

ehm okay

Are you on drugs?

what are these numbers based off of, and...

:confused:

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how do you weigh human life?

LOL!!!

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AEN DIRECT
Catalogue of Creative Works & Writings

ROFL, this makes me want to stick it, because that is 'so' true.

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The Audoptic Weblog. It's where the magic happens.

I think this thread should be moved to the lightbulb forum.

Thank you.

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Hi.

no locke... dont take the blame from lord admin roubok...

Give me the password, and let ME stick it (:

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how do you weigh human life?

Stick it!!! and let other members contribute to the "truth"

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AEN DIRECT
Catalogue of Creative Works & Writings

lol
that's a good one

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"The only thing i hate about Sunday is that because tomorrow is Monday"
army

if locke gave me his pass, the first thing I'd do is change it, then I'd change email, and all his stats. Then, I'd go on a deleting spree :confused: (look how innocent I am) SUCH POWER!

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how do you weigh human life?