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^^Oooh! Thats pretty nasty!

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These thread just do my head in. Its what you call tough ****! Get on with it...

theres plenty of fish in the sea

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Get over it.. find another girl to obsess over. That or get a real girlfriend.. and obsess over someone who feels the same way about you.

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Life has rules and you are expected to follow them!! Don't like it?! Tough ****!!

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Got a good one....Thought of this when i was taking a crap...go figure.
Is he a friend of yours? Do you atleast talk to him? If not start talking to him...try to make friends....do it quick...in a 3-5 day period. Ask him if he wants to go to the mall. Make sure he takes your future GF(his GF). If theres a place that sells milkshakes, like mcdonalds and the mcflurry(or w/e they call it) Get chocolate pieces. Heres the tough part. Buy it for them both. Go up by yourself and have them sit out of sight so they don't see you. Take a few choco laxatives (pre curshed) and put them in the mcflurry....make sure you mix it up, and make sure you give him the laxative one! Don't want to end up crapping yourself. He'll eat it....eat it while walking thru the mall...he'll get cramps and if you did it right there won't be a bathroom in the area. He'll more or likely **** himself causing her to dump him because of him being humilated. DISPOSE OF ALL EVIDENCE AND DENIE EVERYTHING!!!! MAKE SURE HE DOESN'T KNOW YOU LIKE HER AND SHE DOESN'T KNOW YOU LIKE HER OR YOU'LL BE IN DEEP ****. No pun intended. If you do try this...good luck.

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Is it a trend these days to create threads regarding your failed love-live?

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I think maybe you should just forget her, for now, and if you two were destined to be, then it will just happen..... someday. I have been through this same stuff before, and in the end I got the girl. Now we have been dating for 10 months, and 6 days.

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Speed, why the hell are you thinking of this guy and his love problems while you're takin a dump?? that's pretty messed up kid.

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You do realize that not every laxative works instantly, right? With most laxatives you have to wait at least half an hour.

Trust me, I know from school experience.

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